A lovingly crafted and charmingly rough-around-the-edges music video for Song For The Painfully Indie, probably the most overtly bile-filled track on my new album, Painfully Mainstream. Which you can order today, for delivery.

Or get it off iTunes.

Or listen to and buy it on Bandcamp. Where it’s streaming for free! Yeah!

The lovely people who gave their time to help make this video are:

recorder player/pervy friend: http://www.youtube.com/charlie
band member/club friend: http://www.youtube.com/eddplant
bassist/club friend: http://www.youtube.com/moohalaa
club friend/bar friend: http://www.youtube.com/lomasca
lady bassist: http://www.youtube.com/georgieboom
girl in question: http://www.youtube.com/hatticusrex
drummer/awesome jumper wearer: http://www.youtube.com/easty1

As well as wonderful friends and family who are NOT INTERNET ENOUGH TO BE REFERRED TO BY URL.

Also, thanks to Tom from www.youtube.com/studentbreakfast for helping me edit and colour correct this beast.

Tom

PS: Lyrics? Oh, go on then.

There’s a girl there on the dancefloor
And I don’t know how to greet her
Now heterosexuality’s
Not my defining feature
They said skinny jeans and cardigans
Were the only way to go
But it seems that Oxfam employees
Are not the ones who know just how it works

Give me a minute
While I fiddle with my hair
Cause you keep telling me that it looks fine
But I’m the one who cares
About a good impression being made
Cause I’m the one who might get laid
Don’t tell me how the game is played
Don’t tell me how the game is played

And I don’t want to talk to her and take her hand
In case she tells me her favourite band is not my favourite band
How would I know which drink she’d want me to buy
When do I look her in the eye
When did the indie music scene become so over-fussed
With social inadequacy being such a must

Dont’ knock me to the ground
If I’m already falling
It’ll only make things worse you know
I always knew my calling was the stage
This evening’s filling me with rage
I only wish I had some sage advice to give me
The indie handbook volume three would read

Show girls you fancy them
By getting with their boyfriends
Replace your party loving mates
With awkward, greasy, coy friends
Who like listening to Sonic Youth
You always must appear aloof
Remember no amount of faking
Will make your indie band groundbreaking

Don’t think you’re special or much less of a disgrace
Just because you’ve got yourself a lady who plays bass
Don’t bother finding somebody to play descant recorder
Yeah that won’t put you back in working order

You haven’t got a different sound
You aren’t part of the underground
You haven’t been together long
So try to write some bloody decent songs

The girl’s outside now
Talking to a taxi driver
If she were coming home with me
It’d only cost a fiver to my door
I’d talk to her but I am sure
She must’ve heard it all before from guys
Oh I could cry
That’s probably the reason why

She’s dressed just like a lesbian
I hear it’s quite a craze
You can hardly move in pubs
For all the lesbians these days
But it hardly matters if she’s gay
It’s time to move on anyway
I’ll see you guys here half past ten
Tomorrow evening, do it all again

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MP3 Download:
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Dj Earworm mashup with the top 25 most popular hit songs of 2009 //// Una remezcla con 25 éxitos del 2009 hecha por DJ Earworm:
The Black Eyed Peas – BOOM BOOM POW
Lady Gaga – POKER FACE
Lady Gaga Featuring Colby O’Donis – JUST DANCE
The Black Eyed Peas – I GOTTA FEELING
Taylor Swift – LOVE STORY
Flo Rida – RIGHT ROUND
Jason Mraz – I’M YOURS
Beyonce – SINGLE LADIES (PUT A RING ON IT)
Kanye West – HEARTLESS
The All-American Rejects – GIVES YOU HELL
Taylor Swift – YOU BELONG WITH ME
T.I. Featuring Justin Timberlake – DEAD AND GONE
The Fray – YOU FOUND ME
Kings Of Leon – USE SOMEBODY
Keri Hilson Featuring Kanye West & Ne-Yo – KNOCK YOU DOWN
Jamie Foxx Featuring T-Pain – BLAME IT
Pitbull – I KNOW YOU WANT ME (CALLE OCHO)
T.I. Featuring Rihanna – LIVE YOUR LIFE
Soulja Boy Tell ‘em Featuring Sammie – KISS ME THRU THE PHONE
Jay Sean Featuring Lil Wayne – DOWN
Miley Cyrus – THE CLIMB
Drake – BEST I EVER HAD
Kelly Clarkson – MY LIFE WOULD SUCK WITHOUT YOU
Beyonce – HALO
Katy Perry – HOT N COLD

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AUTHOR (AUTORE) SONG (CANZONE)

1) The Black Eyed Peas – BOOM BOOM POW

2) Lady Gaga – POKER FACE

3) Lady Gaga Featuring Colby ODonis – JUST DANCE

4) The Black Eyed Peas – I GOTTA FEELING

5) Taylor Swift – LOVE STORY

6) Flo Rida – RIGHT ROUND

7) Jason Mraz – IM YOURS

Beyonce – SINGLE LADIES (PUT A RING ON IT)

9) Kanye West – HEARTLESS

10) The All-American Rejects – GIVES YOU HELL

11) Taylor Swift – YOU BELONG WITH ME

12) T.I. Featuring Justin Timberlake – DEAD AND GONE

13) The Fray – YOU FOUND ME

14) Kings Of Leon – USE SOMEBODY

15) Keri Hilson Featuring Kanye West & Ne-Yo – KNOCK YOU DOWN

16) Jamie Foxx Featuring T-Pain – BLAME IT

17) Pitbull – I KNOW YOU WANT ME (CALLE OCHO)

18) T.I. Featuring Rihanna – LIVE YOUR LIFE

19) Soulja Boy Tell em Featuring Sammie – KISS ME THRU THE PHONE

20) Jay Sean Featuring Lil Wayne – DOWN

21) Miley Cyrus – THE CLIMB

22) Drake – BEST I EVER HAD

23) Kelly Clarkson – MY LIFE WOULD SUCK WITHOUT YOU

24) Beyonce – HALO

25) Katy Perry – HOT N COLD . Bellissima miscela

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The outcome of the last 2 elections has saddened me…
on how unfair, backwards, upside down, unbalanced, untruthful,
corrupt, and just simply, how wrong the world and “politics” are…

So this year i wanted to get involved and do all i could early…

And i found myself torn…
because this time it’s not that simple…
our choices aren’t as clear as the last elections …
last time it was so obvious…
Bush and war vs. no bush and no war…

But this time it’s not that simple…
and there are a lot of people that are torn just like i am…
So for awhile I put it off and i was going to wait until it was decided for me…

And then came New Hampshire…
And i was captivated…
Inspired…

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